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Sunday, August 16, 2009

G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Although filled with many explosions G.I. Joe lacks in true depth and does not draw the viewer in at all. Not one time during the movie does it capture the feel of G.I Joe. It's just a movie with actors we know, its not worth seeing in a movie theater. You'll probably have more fun with the new action figures.
Released: August 7, 2009
Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
Rated: PG-13
Time Length: 1 Hr 58 Mins 
Our Rating: 6/10

Friday, August 14, 2009

500 Days Of Summer


With a whole new take on a love story, 500 days of summer follows a boy who meets a girl and has his world turned upside down. It chronicles all the days spent with her, hence the 500 days. From the start it is not your ordinary movie, and you find yourself falling for both characters as if your own love interest. It's not sugar coated and pure charm. Its definitely worth watching
Released: July 17, 2009
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Rated: PG-13
Time Length: 1 Hr 35 Mins

Our Rating: 10/10

Bruno

Ah what can I say, Bruno was a pure penis fest. The movie focused on Bruno trying to become a "star" but somehow turned into a low budget porno , it was not as funny as Borat, but more for shock value then funny entertainment.
Released: July 10, 2009
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
Time Length: 1 Hr 21 Mins

Our Rating: 6/10

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

This movie is funny, stupid, good, and sometimes just plain awesome. Most people have mixed reviews about it, here we say it's a good movie with some stupid things. The action is good, and the story behind it isn't bad. It's about something known as The Fallen. Basically figuring out who or what it is and why it's so important. It's the kind of movie you can see without seeing the first one and wouldn't find yourself feeling entirely lost seeing as how there's not much that ties the movies together. Some parts are just pointless but others will have you cheering for more. It's more about the transformers then the actors this time around.
Released: June 24, 2009 

Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-fi
Rated: PG-13
Time length:2 Hrs 30 Mins
 

Our Rating: 8/10

Year One

Year One takes the idea of how the civilization we know today came to be about and puts a funny twist on it. Zed (Jack Black) and Oh (Michael Cera) are two guys from an old village where the people who inhabit it have never left. Zed ends up causing an accident that forces them to immediately leave. They then try to start a village of there own but find themselves running into some rather amusing biblical characters along the way. Some parts may be stupid but others are funny. It will have you laughing through most of it.
Released: June 19, 2009
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Rated: PG-13
Time Length: 1 Hr 37 Mins

Our Rating: 8/10

The Hangover

The Hangover seems like a long comedy but you'll be happy it does. When Doug (Justin Bartha) is about to get married he goes to Vegas with his two best friends (Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms) and his brother in law (Zach Galifianakis). The movie starts from the end and turns into a mystery when Doug is no where to be found. Every second of this movie will have you rolling on the floor when you see how drunk these guys are and all the things they forget.
Released: June 5, 2009
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
Time Length: 1 Hr 40 Mins

Our Rating: 9/10

Up

This is a great animated film perfect for the whole family. After an elderly man loses his wife the neighborhood in which he grew up in is being industrialized. He is pressured into selling his home but refuses to leave. When an incident happens he is forced to leave and go to a retirement home. He then comes up with the idea to take his home with him. The movie is pretty realistic, and will make you cry and laugh at the same time. A delightful treat that will leave you wanting more.
Released: May 29, 2009
Genre:  Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family/Kids
Rated: PG
Time Length: 1 Hr 36 Mins

Our Rating: 10/10

Dance Flick


Compared to scary movie it was pure crap. It was really short and a waste of time, I laughed more during the commercial. They quoted most of the movies it mocked so I doubt it took any thought to write. I think I deserve a refund.
Released: May 22, 2009
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rated: PG-13
Time Length: 1 hr 23 Mins

Our Rating: 5/10

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is about how Logan became the beast that is Wolverine. Its a good movie besides the movie's interpretation of Deadpool. It bridges the gap that is immediately instilled in you when you first see Wolverine walk into the bar during X-Men 1 and don't understand why he's so enraged. You find yourself understanding who Wolverine is. It shows you why he's the animal that we all know him as. A great action film that is as real as Wolverine gets.
Released: May 1, 2009
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
Rated: PG-13
Time Length: 1 Hr 47 Mins
Our Rating: 8/10

I Love You Man

A must see, Paul Rudd's dry comedy is absolutely hilarious. The movie is about a recently engaged friendless man on a journey to find his best man by going on man-dates. When Peter (Paul Rudd) finally gives up on his man-dates he stumbles across Sydney (Jason Segel). The two instantly hit it off and Peter begins spending more time with Sydney then his own fiancée.
Released: March 20, 2009
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rated: R
Time Length: 1 Hr 45 Mins

Our Rating: 9/10

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